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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 02:19

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Thumbs down again.

So they tried

Hickman's just lost 95% of Arizona chickens to bird flu and says it will take 2 years to rebuild - KJZZ

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Everyone loved it.

Powerful solar telescope unveils ultra-fine magnetic 'curtains' on the sun's surface - Space

Another attempt resulted in ...

So, the docs changed it to read

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Why does cocaine makes me want to dress up and get fuck

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Next, they tried...

What is your favourite true story to tell at a party?

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Minds and Behinds

I refuse to date any women that are social media influencers, content creators, TikTok celebrities, and use Only fans. Would this be seen as normal, or would I be going too far? Why?

share office space ...

Unacceptable again!

Ryan Blaney hits right notes in Nashville, lands first Cup Series win of season - NASCAR.com

They put up a sign reading

Loons and Moons

Still no good

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Freaks and Cheeks

Catatonics & High Colonics

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why are there so many single moms in America?

No way

No go.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What do bad boys know that nice guys don't?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Nuts and Butts

Still no good.

And-Ones: NBA On TNT, Offseason, Free Agents, Finals - Hoops Rumors

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What does success really mean to you? Is it about happiness, money, or something else?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Then came..

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

I'm British and feel ashamed of the crimes of British colonialism. What should I do?