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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 15:50

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Freaks and Cheeks

Common herbal supplement linked to deadly liver disease - Times of India

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Meta’s Next Headset is Reportedly Thin, Powerful & Uses a Puck-style Compute Unit, Coming in 2026 - Road to VR

They put up a sign reading

No, not a chance

So, the docs changed it to read

Why do black people prefer thick, curvy women?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Loons and Moons

No go.

Is Trump the greatest spiritual leader since Jesus?

Then came..

Hysterias & Posteriors

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

How is the legalization of same-sex marriage impacting societal norms in the USA?

Everyone loved it.

Nuts and Butts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Bitcoin Price Rises. This Could Be the Next Big Crypto IPO After Success of Circle Stock. - Barron's

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No way

Just Forget it!

Simone Biles calls Riley Gaines 'sick' over criticism of transgender athletes - NBC News

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Were Dalits prohibited from drinking water from wells in ancient times? Is there any evidence to support this claim?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

share office space ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Why isn't bestiality illegal in most states? If children can't consent, then animals DEFINITELY can't consent. Why is being a pedophile a crime but zoophilia is not?

Still no good

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Minds and Behinds

One day, I happened to walk past where my crush was with friends. Then all of a sudden they start laughing, and someone maybe him, goes "freaking (my name) with her freaking hair!" Can anyone offer insights into this? We're in middle school.

Another attempt resulted in ...

So they tried

Unacceptable again!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Next, they tried...