What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
12.06.2025 02:19
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
So they tried
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Everyone loved it.
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Another attempt resulted in ...
So, the docs changed it to read
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Why does cocaine makes me want to dress up and get fuck
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Next, they tried...
What is your favourite true story to tell at a party?
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Minds and Behinds
share office space ...
Unacceptable again!
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They put up a sign reading
Loons and Moons
Still no good
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Freaks and Cheeks
Catatonics & High Colonics
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why are there so many single moms in America?
No way
No go.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What do bad boys know that nice guys don't?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Nuts and Butts
Still no good.
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What does success really mean to you? Is it about happiness, money, or something else?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Then came..
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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